Welcome to No Joke Hosting! 

Where we are SERIOUS about hosting!


ONLY $7.95 Monthly via Paypal subscription!

NO setup fees! Order now & your account will be setup within 24 hours!

Automatic monthly or yearly billing via Paypal or Alertpay subscription!


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Unlimited Space for your files!

Yes we are not joking!

We only offer one type of account because that is all you will ever need!

Only $7.95 & you have FTP, CGI, PHP, FrontPage, Unlimited multiple MySql databases, webmail!



How would you like to pay less than $4.95 monthly for your hosting? You can do exactly that by ordering one year of hosting for only $59.00! Just go to the link to the right & place your order!


  • Linux/Unix server hosted and based in USA

  • 35 GB Monthly Bandwidth/Transfer/Hits 

  • Your own CGI-Bin

  • Unlimited POP email accounts 

  • Live Webmail from your site!

  • Unlimited Email Aliases

  • Unlimited Autoresponders

  • Graphical Website Statistics (Webalizer)

  • Latest version of Perl

  • Unlimited MySQL databases (for every account!)

  • FrontPage Extensions

  • The latest version of Zend Optimizer is installed

  • LWP Perl Modules

  • Unlimited Subdomains

  • Latest version of PHP

  • Access to Raw log files

  • Download Log files

  • GD-LIB perl modules

  • Password Protect Directories in your website

  • FTP Accounts

  • Real audio/video http streaming...

  • PERL/C++, JAVA ...

  • Shopping Carts

  • Even more cgi freebies such as a rotating banner script for your site!

  • Run Cron Jobs and get Shell Access (e.g. Telnet)

By setting up a subscription, you are agreeing to our Terms of Service! You may want to read the TOS to make sure you understand what is allowed & what is not on your site! Also visit the FAQ page!


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